WHAT IF IT COULD BE LIKE THIS…?

When a warrior came off the battlefield in Ancient Greece, with no antidepressants to give him, they did one better – they led him to the temple and there the priestesses put him back into his body with a combination of plants, bodywork and energy work. You might not have been to war lately, but modern life is an assault on our psyche with constant stress leading to anxiety, depression, disconnection from life, relationships, and sex drive.

You might watch me working and say I’m a dakini, tantrika, or a really far-out massage therapist all mixed up in a blender. I don’t claim any of those labels, but I do consider myself a temple priestess. My temple a.k.a. studio is in Oaxaca City, Mexico and I frequently travel to Mexico City, Portland, Eugene, Los Angeles, and San Francisco Bay Area.

There are many doorways and portals to healing, and one of them is bliss. In my hands, my clients experience deep releases of their most profound traumas and unconscious limiting beliefs. If you’d like to set down your modern-life warrior’s sword and shield to receive healing touch, I provide sensations from as feather-light as my breath on your skin to fizzy fun to thuddy, slapping heavy. 

AROUSAL IS THE PERFECT TOOL FOR HEALING

When your body is aroused, you know it’s calm and having fun. To get all nerdy for a bit... Steven Porges’s polyvagal theory speaks of two systems that pull in opposite directions. The parasympathetic system is active when you’re resting, digesting and sexually aroused. The sympathetic system is winds up your whole being and mind into flight, flight, freeze and please trigger modes. That’s the place we’re using conscious touch and kink to heal. Arousal is most welcome on my table.

As I work, I sometimes make clicking noises similar to binaural beats. Sometimes I sing. Yes, you really do want a goddess to work on your body while she softly sings like an angel right into your ear.

I can feel energy moving, ligaments and fascia lengthening and aligning back to the way the body was designed to work. I listen to bodies like tuning into a radio station, simply following what your body is asking for to release your habitual patterns of holding stress.

WHO I WORK WITH

I specialize with men and happily work with all genders and sexual orientations. I am an advisor on the APA’s Taskforce on Consensual Non-Monogamy.

AND KINK TOO? OOOOHHHHH!

Why not? It’s fun. There are a whole world of sensations to be explored and I have found these are damn helpful in emotional release of deeply-rooted pain. I’m experienced in impact play (floggers, canes, spanking), sensation play (blindfolding, nail scratching, etc), light to medium bondage and domination play.

These aspects don’t have to be a part of your session and we will custom-design an experience exactly for you. No two clients are the same, so my sessions aren’t either. If what you’re into isn’t on this list, ask… I’ve probably done it on two continents.

If you have any questions or to get a note when I’m in your area for in-person session, please send an email to crystal@crystalbeasley.com.

RATES

IN PERSON
My studio is in Oaxaca City, Mexico. I am in Los Angeles every month or two.

2 hours – MXN 12000

Same-day or next-day requests can unfortunately rarely be fulfilled. If I can, it will be at a 50% up-charge, so do get yourself on my schedule in advance.

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SACRED SEXUALITY

Pleasure was my route to sacredness and health. A little personal story here about how I came to this work… about five years ago I had a partner with whom I ALWAYS had simultaneous orgasms. That relationship lasted a bit past its expiration date perhaps because of the intensity of our blissful connection. I remember despairing that I’d never find another cock like that again.

A few months and summer festivals later, I found yet another “Magic Cock.” I called up a lesbian friend to gloat that I must have a sixth sense for who has such gifted appendages. A few more years passed and I met another gentleman, and this time I discovered I could orgasm while I was giving him a blowjob. Wow, I thought, that’s a really good trick! Even with no stimulation of my body, I was able to ride his orgasmic wave.

Fast forward to me in a magical mountain town outside of Mexico City, long told to be the birthplace of the mythic god Quetzlcoatl, or the Mayan dragon. On a medicine journey, I sat across from a dear friend of mine with whom I had no sexual connection, yet by only touching hands, I had a full-body orgasm. With that, I finally realized –I– WAS THE MAGIC. Through deeply attuning and mirroring my partners, I learned to sink into others bodies and in some measure feel what they are feeling.

But back to my roots… These altered states of profound emotional release happened in a small, fundamentalist Christian church, and we called it “speaking in tongues.” Sometimes we might sob with tears and snot running down our faces, sometimes we might dance in ecstatic joy. When I left the faith, I knew the dogmas I was taught were wrong for me, but those flow states of transcendence were damn real. I thought I’d never walk through the door back to those experiences again, but now I've found my own pathway back to the sacred, and it most definitely includes the sensual and sexual.

IN MY CLIENT’S WORDS

"I've had full-body orgasms before, but this was 100 times stronger."
– Juan, financial analyst and author

“We shared a beautiful moment together that was slightly outside my usual existence, as if I stepped outside of the script for awhile. Thinking back about it brings back the butterflies and makes me starry eyed – some kind of reminder that life is made of infinite possibilities and that at any point you can pick colors you’ve never even seen before to paint your next stroke. You did that for me.”

– Patrice, tech executive

“You’re like a transformation doula. I was moved to tears because it was about the most seen I’ve felt in a long time. You unlocked me in so many ways. Wow, I feel really grounded and whole.”

– Jacob, executive director

“The work you did with me was incredible. I felt we shifted a lot, and your guidance has left me a little more grounded and confident. I also really enjoyed your company. You not only held a space that made me feel safe and supported, but I had a lot of fun. It was everything I could’ve asked for and more.

– John, designer

THE NOT-SO-FINE PRINT

Crystal Beasley (a.k.a. Cris) is not a licensed doctor, massage therapist, counselor, psychologist or psychotherapist. She does not provide psychiatric, medical or legal advice and her work is not intended to replace those services. All money exchanged is for time only.

To be perfectly clear, I don’t offer any illegal services. Oral, anal, penetrative sex is not on the menu. Sensuality, kink and conscious touch is. Touch is offered one way, meaning I touch you. If I wish to be touched by you, I will initiate it. This experience is for you to receive with no expectation of performing or reciprocating. I recommend at least once in your life you experience laying back and just purely receiving the attention of the feminine.

Please review full terms including cancellation policies before booking.

“I feel really solid, far more balanced. Would be curious to pick your brain about what kind of energy you’re working with because holy hell was that an experience.”

– Nathan, artist